ALL THOSE HIP REPLACEMENT SURGERIES REALLY PAID OFF BROTHER NOW I’M READY TO TAKE THE STRAP JACK!
"Only babies need help."
Even LEGO Batman is Batman.
jesus CHRIST Batman
i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
The Rock somehow manages to photobomb someone’s candid photo of him.